
TITLE: Public Relations Coordinator
JOB DUTIES:
Extends true Southern belle hospitality to passersby. Concerned with the store's image (and her own, as this photo demonstrates), Lily Fay personally inspects all bedding materials, baby carriages and other cushioned items for durability. Her small stature is exceeded by her huge devotion to her assigned tasks.
BIO:
Found barefoot and pregnant in lot adjoining store property. Resided in Pandora's restroom with her litter of kitties who eventually left home.
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